Guilty pleasure #14: Is anyone else still addicted to Kids Incorporated?! It feels like only yesterday that I was watching the original cast do 80s body rolls, jazz hands, dangerous hair flips and fudge the lyrics to popular classics like, “I’m feeling good from my head to my sternum …” Wow, good times. It’ll be great to see these kids now; hopefully they’ve all grown into their noses. PS. I wish Martika decked Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson in Episode 69 during the Fatal Attraction dream sequence when they sang, “Torn Between to Lovers.” Now that’s classic kids’ television.
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Guilty pleasure #14: Is anyone else still addicted to Kids Incorporated?! It feels like only yesterday that I was watching the original cast do 80s body rolls, jazz hands, dangerous hair flips and fudge the lyrics to popular classics like, “I’m feeling good from my head to my sternum …” Wow, good times. It’ll be great to see these kids now; hopefully they’ve all grown into their noses.

PS. I wish Martika decked Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson in Episode 69 during the Fatal Attraction dream sequence when they sang, “Torn Between to Lovers.” Now that’s classic kids’ television.

Did Frankie ever get to Hollywood? I think he only made it to Culver City? I was sure I saw him on Family Matters as Urkel’s drug-whore ex-lover in a two-part after school special? But I hear he was killed off by the producers because, and I quote, “he smack-downed the Olsen Twins during a crack stupor.” Do you blame him? He’s a method actor for Christ’s sake! I know he was spotted working at Burger King as a casual carcass and offal fryer, but that didn’t last - he’s vegan. He was so talented, the way he styled and crimped his hair and how he made his acid-wash pleated jeans look distressed after only two wears. Why did you want to go to Hollywood Frankie? Why? Couldn’t you have aimed a little lower - Frankie Goes to Cornwall - that’s still good. Sigh.
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Did Frankie ever get to Hollywood? I think he only made it to Culver City? I was sure I saw him on Family Matters as Urkel’s drug-whore ex-lover in a two-part after school special? But I hear he was killed off by the producers because, and I quote, “he smack-downed the Olsen Twins during a crack stupor.” Do you blame him? He’s a method actor for Christ’s sake! I know he was spotted working at Burger King as a casual carcass and offal fryer, but that didn’t last - he’s vegan. He was so talented, the way he styled and crimped his hair and how he made his acid-wash pleated jeans look distressed after only two wears. Why did you want to go to Hollywood Frankie? Why? Couldn’t you have aimed a little lower - Frankie Goes to Cornwall - that’s still good. Sigh.

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