Guilty pleasure #117: the unholy trinity of Vanity 6, Apollonia 6 and Sheila E. Please Prince, stop your super-vixen proteges from shooting love in my direction. I don’t want to live a glamorous life with one of your nasty girls. I feel so dirty, yet strangely titillated - it’s all that tawdry 80s needle-point lace work! I’m so ashamed. Hurry up repression.