“I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
God I love science! Come to think of it, I love scientists more than science. Who am I kidding, I only really like scientists that wear wetsuits and scuba gear. And those scientists better have hard bodies underneath their wetsuits. Actually, screw the wetsuit. I’m only into hard-bodied nude scientists. To be perfectly honest, if they’re not a scientist, I can live with that too. Just as long as they’re hard and nude. Did I mention I also like them hot? And dumb? God I love hot hard dumb nudists!
Random #60 - colorized Mars landscape with green line. Why the hell not?
I am SO 2012. I’m Skyping, sharing my ‘content’ on the ‘internet’, wearing wooden glasses and sending textual messages to acquaintances. I’m also catching up on the latest young and happening crazes, like hormonal-fat-fried treats and anything Japanese: tofu, concubines, Sudoku and Scott Baio.
I’m keepin’ it SO Young. I’m keepin’ it SO Fresh.
Comedy GOLD from That Mitchell and Webb Look:
“Monsieur Garnier isn’t happy that the scientists in his ‘laboratoire’ are making important scientific discoveries.”
