Should I get a tattoo? My midlife crisis is fast approaching and I need to sort this stuff out. I really just want to get a soft perm with a few burgundy highlights, but that’s obviously out of the question. Damn you Poison for stealing my thunder! I just can’t compete with your rinse-spray-bleach-tease-spray-blowdry-spray-repeat-all-girl-band-gel-mousse-style.
