Who knew that Madonna and I play chess the same way? When W.E. think we’re about to lose, it’s ‘fare-thee-well’ to all the chess pieces. To be fair, I actually can’t play chess…and neither can poor Madge. But we sure look good trying and saying things like, “I take your black bishop and pawn your ivory queen to thrice white squares in a diagonal advance on that horsey-shaped thing-o. Yahtzee!”
